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"Put It On My Bill!"
And Other Terrible Visual Puns
Get Ready to Groan... and Then Laugh!
Is your life too serious? Is your brain lacking in high-quality, low-brow visual humor? If you answered "Yes" to either of those questions, you are in luck! You're about to meet a book so shamelessly silly, so utterly, undeniably punny, it will make you question every life choice that led you to this page. (But you’ll still buy it, obviously.)
"Put It On My Bill!" is not just an ebook. It’s a beautifully rendered, full-color collection of over 75 Visual Puns that are so wonderfully awful, they transcend "dad joke" territory and reach a sublime new level of comedy gold.
Steve Miller Band’s “Jet Airliner” wasn't the first song my cerebral cortex mangled.
But it inspired me to create my first "terrible" visual pun.
♫ “Oh, oh Beagle Jet Airliner, Don't carry me too far away...” ♫
And from there, it became an obsession.
Who is this Book For?
The Pun-Obsessed: You know who you are. Your brain is already warmed up.
The Gift Giver: Need a birthday present, holiday gift, or "I'm sorry I ate your last cookie" apology? This is it.
The Coffee Table Curator: This ebook is bright, colorful, and endlessly entertaining to guests. A perfect conversation starter!
Connoisseurs: Anyone who enjoys high-quality visual art paired with painfully low-quality humor.
Disclaimer: May cause spontaneous laughter and sudden urges to make your own terrible puns. Not responsible for soiled garments or ruined dinner parties.
Yes, that's a "clogged" toilet
Jesus take the wheel!
Warning! Side Effects May Include:
· Sudden, involuntary groaning (neighbors may complain).
· Compulsive sharing of puns with innocent bystanders.
· The irresistible urge to use "Put It On My Bill!" as your new catchphrase at restaurants.
Buy Now... Or Regret Later!
Don't let someone else buy the last copy and force you to borrow it, only to owe them a favor that ends in even more puns. Do the right thing for your bookshelf, your coffee table, and your pun-loving heart—grab your copy of "Put It On My Bill!" now. Remember: misery loves company, and there’s more than enough pun-ishment in these pages for everyone. Treat yourself (or a friend you secretly love to torture) today!
The Price of Genius (or Insanity)
How much would you pay for a book that permanently lowers the bar for humor everywhere? Don't worry, we're not asking you to put it on your bill! (Though you could.)
The Paperback version is available via Amazon here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0G2GN3NSW
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